Having been afflicted with Awkwardness my whole life, I recall so many moments where I thought "This description of a restaurant in Orange County is well-written, entertaining, and informative. But there seems to be a distinct lack of terrible jokes!" Or "This food photography is lovely and appealing. But why are there not people making awkward faces filling up the frame?"
I know that you too, awkward reader, have experienced that same feeling of emptiness, knowing that most food blogs are written for regular folk, with regular social skills. There was no place specifically for you. No longer!
We at awkwardeats understand your plight better than anyone. So sit tight, little ones. We'll be bringing the latest in awkward facial expressions, bad jokes, and cheap, delicious food in OC/LA right to your front door. Shipping and handling may apply.